Dreaming of Madden

he ended solitaire showdown on msn with me and said he was sleepy, said he will call me after he brushes his teeth before bed, and half hour goes by, i call him, hes playing madden
- FML.

Astronomy 101

So Humble Bee and Sweetest Suffering were watching some astronomy show on Discovery HD the other night...



Sweetest Suffering to Bee: How many times does the Earth rotate around the Sun each year?

Humble Bee to Gf: *smile* Just once, honey. That's why we call it a year...

Modem Fail

Sure enough, my lights weren't blinking - my ISP must be having server problems. I call up Shaw and the electronic auto message system tells me that the community very close to mine is having server issues, it will be fixed shortly. But, really? It wasn't my neighborhood. I stayed on the line to speak to a representative - to check whether my area is affected. He tells me no my internet should be fine.  He asked if the lights were all on and solid, well, NO of course not, which is why I called in the first place (only one orange blinking light). He then asked me the real question, did you turn on your modem?

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For the whole time, I thought my modem was on! I never turned it off. As it turns out, all my shuffling resulting from setting up a new desktop may have touched the on/off button of the modem. I felt like an idiot.

>> What's even worse is when I asked him, does my wireless internet work? =_+ [too embarrasing to elaborate, please excuse me]

Drool

Sweetest Suffering drooled on me when she slept against my arm as we drove back from Lake Louise.

eAuction

< insert fail story please >


Read fineprint... ar Bee



Edit: Added Fine Prints...

Excludes Hawaii... and pretty much every other destinations outside Canada and the US.
Must pay your own taxes
Blackout dates: no long weekend, Christmas, Easter ... and every holidays

First FML

Hmm... got kicked out of the house at 12:30 am in the morning. Not cool. FML

Tea Fail

Sweetest Suffering burn tongue while drinking hot tea this evening.

Words to Learn

Bane of my existence does not know the definition of the word bane as well as using curvaceous to describe the winding roads to BC :P

Modem Fail

Sweetest Suffering's wired Internet connection failed. She blamed it on the router ... but she actually forgot to plug in the other end of the RJ-59 cable to the router. ^_^

Map Update Fail

Thought I'd be smart and keep my map app updated on the cell phone. Instead... it broke and now I have no map on the phone.

Re-installing it as we speak and hoping it'll work. Map fail.


Update: Fixed the map app, and it's working fine after re-installing everything.