Eepi or Epi

Geek: I like the "eh-pee" (Epi) leather pattern from LV.
Bee: it's not "eh-pee", it's "eepee"
Geek: "no, the sales lady pronounced it "eh-pee"
Bee: well, is EPIC pronounced "eepeik" or "ehpik"?
Geek and Bee: ... *silence*
Bee: *picks up a glass, takes a sip, looks away, and blushes*

I think it's fair to call this an epic fail.

Humble Bee: Mmm... purple....