Clark Kent

Halloween is coming, and we need a costume for Bee.
He and his friend had a genius idea - dress up as Superman underneath work attire such as Clark Kent. We went to Wal-Mart yesterday to look for a Superman costume. Sure enough, we found one of the last ones left on rack, purchased, done! But, he became mini-Man instead of Superman. That is what you get for Kids Medium, babe.

Transit Fail

The geek fell asleep on the train, missed her stop and didn't wake up until Somerset... /sigh

Reversi Fail

She meant to close Help, but closed the whole game instead...

Dreaming of Madden

he ended solitaire showdown on msn with me and said he was sleepy, said he will call me after he brushes his teeth before bed, and half hour goes by, i call him, hes playing madden
- FML.

Astronomy 101

So Humble Bee and Sweetest Suffering were watching some astronomy show on Discovery HD the other night...



Sweetest Suffering to Bee: How many times does the Earth rotate around the Sun each year?

Humble Bee to Gf: *smile* Just once, honey. That's why we call it a year...

Modem Fail

Sure enough, my lights weren't blinking - my ISP must be having server problems. I call up Shaw and the electronic auto message system tells me that the community very close to mine is having server issues, it will be fixed shortly. But, really? It wasn't my neighborhood. I stayed on the line to speak to a representative - to check whether my area is affected. He tells me no my internet should be fine.  He asked if the lights were all on and solid, well, NO of course not, which is why I called in the first place (only one orange blinking light). He then asked me the real question, did you turn on your modem?

...

...

For the whole time, I thought my modem was on! I never turned it off. As it turns out, all my shuffling resulting from setting up a new desktop may have touched the on/off button of the modem. I felt like an idiot.

>> What's even worse is when I asked him, does my wireless internet work? =_+ [too embarrasing to elaborate, please excuse me]