Solitaire Dominance

Crushed the gf 9-0-1 for the first night, and then 10-0 on the second night at MSN Solitaire.

Not to mention shutting her out completely with ZERO points on three occasion. Last night being the most recent.

Oh ya!!

American Flag fail

This is the second time my Sweetest Suffering failed to notice the "American Flag" on the Dell website, hence indicating it is an "US" only deal and not Canadian.

1st time was for the monitor, and now for the Wii.

Purell Fail

With all the scare for H1N1, Bee decides to use some hand sanitizer in the car that I had gave him - a completely new bottle. While sitting in the car without lights on, he unscrews the pump and pushes one full pump. He cries out "What the Duck!" Apparently Bee didn't know that one full pump would be too much for his two hands, and decides to out-smart the situation... by rubbing other surfaces to sanitize the area as well > his leather-lined steering wheel. Yet again, "What the Duck!!"
Alcohol and leather, Bee?

Pillar & Newspaper Fail

Bee's failS of the day:

Today, I ran for the bus and stopped halfway to grab the newspaper so I'd have something to read on the 40 min bus ride.  While running, I scraped my knuckles against some stone pillars on the sidewalk rushing to grab the paper.  I now have bleeding knuckles and YESTERDAY's newspaper.  FML.

She forgot her fancy vacuum mug in the rental car last week...

Should really be a fail, but I'll be nice and won't categorize it as one.

Getting Lost... inside a condo

Sweetest Suffering and I went to look at condo this afternoon at Castello. While viewing the Sabastian show suite, Sweetest Suffering got lost INSIDE the condo. Mind you, it was spacious and over 1200 square feet... but still... getting lost inside a condo? Fail :P

Birthday fail...

The Gf was supposed to create an account on DisneyMovieReward with a fake birthday so we could get National Treasure on Blu-ray earlier. Instead, she used her real birthday so now we need to wait until next year to get my National Treasure.

Clark Kent

Halloween is coming, and we need a costume for Bee.
He and his friend had a genius idea - dress up as Superman underneath work attire such as Clark Kent. We went to Wal-Mart yesterday to look for a Superman costume. Sure enough, we found one of the last ones left on rack, purchased, done! But, he became mini-Man instead of Superman. That is what you get for Kids Medium, babe.

Transit Fail

The geek fell asleep on the train, missed her stop and didn't wake up until Somerset... /sigh

Reversi Fail

She meant to close Help, but closed the whole game instead...